Posted 16 hours ago

pixyled:

if this isnt the EXACT plot of the movie i will be MAD

(Source: bryko)

Posted 16 hours ago

dwnsy:

Frida Kahlo (1907.07.06-1954.07.13)

Posted 16 hours ago

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

(Source: brokenimagephotos)

Posted 16 hours ago
I don’t think people love me. They love versions of me I have spun for them, versions of me they have construed in their minds. The easy versions of me, the easy parts of me to love.
Posted 16 hours ago
I can never read all the books I want; I can never be all the people I want and live all the lives I want. I can never train myself in all the skills I want. And why do I want? I want to live and feel all the shades, tones and variations of mental and physical experience possible in life. And I am horribly limited.
Sylvia Plath (via bookphile)

(Source: quotethat)

Posted 16 hours ago

crowcrow:

this happy goat is making me feel so happy about everything

(Source: jeffephotography)

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all american family dinner

  1. mom: hello son you need to put out the fancy dinner plates. i ordered some Chinese food and we will serve it on the plates so we can pretend i cooked
  2. son: of course mom, can u pass me the apple juice
  3. mom: of course son. be careful it is very spicy
  4. son: *sips juice* OH SUGAR U WERE RIGHT MOM THIS APPLE JUICE IS MUCH TOO SPICY
  5. dad: ha ha ha. wash it down with hot dogs, and all american tradition.
  6. son: thanks dad. hey, wanna play baseball with me after dinner?
  7. dad: we can't tonight, son. tonight is the night we are having our annual family photograph taken
  8. mom: i picked out matching sweaters for all of us including the dog.
  9. son: we will look great! we should use the photograph as a christmas card! merry christmas from the bakers!
  10. dad: great idea, son. don't forget about our fishing trip this weekend
  11. son: golly dad, how could i forget that important american family tradition
Posted 21 hours ago

*has emotional breakdown choosing what to eat at a restaurant*

(Source: amoying)

Posted 21 hours ago

tanakas:

if you’re mad at me please just tell me what i did wrong instead of ignoring me

(Source: tanakas-moved)

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towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live